At around 3 o'clock in the afternoon, 85 degrees. I  was riding my bike in Evanston right by Lake Michigan. This girl was waking up from tanning. She went to college in Evanston. She went tanning and she fell asleep. I was cruising along near her apartment she was having a barbque. I noticed that she was really toasted! I noticed she has an apartment right there and I was wondering if she was going to have a party because I had nothing to do. I was wondering if I could give her a back rub with sunscreen, oh no SHES TOASTED!